Concerts

Spice Girls Concert

Last night, and this is true, I had a dream about the Spice Girls.

In the dream I was sat at a table with some people from a Breast Cancer charity, right next to a stage where the Spice Girls were performing. I apologised to the people for taking up one of the seats for their charity, but explained that I’m massively important, and that I’d give them a donation anyway.

Victoria (’Posh’ Spice) was miming but kept missing her cues, the others were- well they were never very good were they? When I looked to my left, Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) had the seat next to mine, and was saying she couldn’t perform because she was pregnant.

Emma and I agreed that the crowd were so far away they probably couldn’t see the mistakes, then “2 Becomes 1” came on and I told everyone it was my favourite song.

They say that your subconscious works when you’re asleep, and that there are reasons for all of your dreams, but the only purpose I can see for this dream is that it gives me an excuse to use this photo:

I honestly can’t think of any other reason.