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The Hump Day Hump

Every Wednesday, we here at The Money Shot run down some stories that aren't "full topic worthy" in a bullet-pointed fashion. The results are delightful.

This week, the "I just watched my alma mater drop 39 points in a game so you better step off" Edition.

***Will you take John Madden to be your husband? - Apparently, some gunslinger retired yesterday. I'm not really sure of the details as Sportscenter barely touched the topic. Anyway, Brett Favre is done...finally. I have to applaud him for making a decision so quickly and not holding the Packers hostage like he had been known to do. It is sad to see a legend go away. It is even more sad to see Packer fans being interviewed and acting like both of their parents were eaten by Tony Stewart. Get a fucking life. Get a fucking brat. As for me, fuck him, it's one less team that the Skins have to worry about making the playoffs because the Pack ain't going anywhere with Aaron Rodgers. You've earned the right to wear your Wrangler five-star premium denim jeans #4, now go enjoy retirement/Vicodin.

***Good news for the Raiders that doesn't involve Al Davis's death - I do feel bad for Warren Sapp. He is announcing his retirement as well and no one will pay attention because of the aforementioned Favre-love. I always hated Sapp (his cheapshot that damn near ended the career of Packers OL Chad Clifton was one of the most dispiccable things I've seen a professional do). Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like Joe Buck there. But there is no doubt that Sapp is a hall of famer and that he couldn't play at a high level anymore....

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